TKAT: "Heroin is Vegan".

25 April 2018 [link youtube]


What, did you think Supreme Banana was gonna collab with me while I was in Los Angeles? Here's his channel, TKAT:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTAY8JvB-icDcn83FI6gQ9g/videos


Youtube Automatic Transcription

hey guys hello everyone I am T cat here
today I am in Los Angeles showing eyes Lazard us la vegans live a rata for lifestyle it's currently after 4 o'clock so that's you know not I can eat anything that's not wrong so I invited T cat to come on the channel and talk about politics but he told me that he's transitioning his fat channel to being a food and product review channel so this is what its gonna be I guess because that's veganism in the current year manner sauce pales politically from Italy it's made by Chef Boyardee let's review this oh wait I do I need to be totally like like dish ingenuously an ironic like other vegans that do my things I don't know man I mean are you getting paid by anyone do this review oh I want to show doubt thrive market or anything else in the video oh yeah this video starts it's brought to you by me and the meditation app tranquil so marinara sauce it's best cold the oregano was grown in northern Sicily I can tell that because of the spice of the oregano the tomatoes were hand-picked by a woman named Maria whose husband's hands were cut off in a textile factory accident and I give this sauce a seven out of ten so in the next five years you're thinking you're gonna take over supreme bananas slot I mean given that the whole like food review channel thing is is poppin and what what what's the game plan here um yeah absolutely um I think with mukbangs I am going to it's gonna be a five-year style of method acting so I'm going to develop an addiction to some kind of drug a drug that the stronger drug than what I'm currently on because heroin is yeah heroin gets me through the day because you can because I don't know I was thinking might go the other route this whole thing with like gaining and losing 300 pounds seems to get a lot of you somebody who thought about that [ __ ] yeah I I could do like well it's the identity politics of motivation all right addiction weight loss missing - right like I mean you could just start off by [ __ ] Nick econo abakada that would seem to me a shortcut yeah coming out of the closet or attempt to come out of closet right i muted halfway he did the weight gain and that he never did the weight loss you want to see both sides that journey you know it's not enough to just get fat on camera how much is enough is gaining a hundred pounds enough anymore I don't know well I would need to break the scale at the place in time real in Vegas right if I don't if you don't if you can't get free food at architect at the Heart Attack Grill are you really obese right I mean like Shane Dawson I think you lost a hundred pounds but that was like in 2002 or something but that was from [ __ ] kids right well I hope that's a weight gain or weight loss activity well like in 2018 there's like there's like inflation for this [ __ ] so now it's like I think you got to lose 200 pounds together yeah yeah it's like the whole I think like how my queue Rises the flu it's like the Flynn effect of what it lost I think there are other things you could do to get on living in LA couldn't you just try to like [ __ ] tanomoshii oh and force her to come back to veganism couldn't you just dating ex vegans couldn't that be your thing could you have some other niche I mean food is played out man food I I think I could harass ex vegans like like that works really well for getting views for some other but but but from the comfort of my desk with my anime characters I think from the advertisers perspective that's not gonna Oh what-what product can you package with harassment it doesn't work that's why nobody throws paint on people wearing fur anymore that was hot in the 80s but people figured out it is not gonna make any money at that so yeah I mean there's unless you make some weight loss sleeping with people more famous than yourself I don't know I mean that's you know being vegan on YouTube in Los Angeles in 2018 no any more any more pages in the playbook no what's I think I could start the religion of Scientology but with like the vegan like oh yeah because I'll do a vegan paint job on Scientology exactly [Music]