I am not a tough guy, but I'm tougher than these guys.

[Music] look um i'm not a tough guy but i'm tougher than these guys okay naturally if five guys jump me i'm not gonna win the fight if it's five on one that's not what i'm saying nobody's invincible nobody's superman nobody's trying to be a hero out here but let me tell you i've really suffered in my life i've had people threaten to kill me when it was a real threat and when they were in a position to kill me and i've defended myself in life and death situations a couple times not that much doesn't come up that much when your life is devoted to you know studying books and obscure languages and history it doesn't come up that much but it happens uh and look guys you know you can beat me up but you can't take my dignity if you beat me up you're still wrong and i'm still right it doesn't change a goddamn thing look i'm not an anarchist and i don't agree with your i really i'm a i believe in democracy and i think we should use democratic non-violent means but these guys if you want to use violence you want to use violence against me you think i'm your enemy you think i'm the guy you should cross the line for really you can take my life but you cannot take my dignity and of anybody here i'm not afraid to go to jail i'm not afraid to go to jail in thailand and for me to go to jail when i know i'm innocent when i know i haven't committed any crime man it'd be like a vacation i would only enjoy it and i'd come out of that jail speak in three languages [Music] do [Music] [Applause] [Music] but yo durianrider is trying to say he's not trying to send me an email he's not trying to talk to me on the phone or by skype no no no he's trying to find me he wants to know my apartment number so he can come to my door all right homeboy all right oh we're all terribly impressed he's a big man i hear he's about six foot one i'm about six foot three there were a lot of uh boxing rings you know here in chiang mai uh kickboxing but you know western boxing also if durianrider actually wanted to have like a charity boxing match with me you know with the gloves on you know a controlled environment he could have reserved a room we can have a square dance there's a slang word you don't hear from australians we can have a square dance [Music] no problem no problem we're the same age and we're about the same height and can you can look me up during writer [Music] but that's not what he wants he wants to uh motivate his goons to supposedly find out my hotel room or my apartment number right so what you think he's gonna show up in the hallway and starts you think so maybe better come on your a game [Music] do [Music] [Applause] he's putting himself and his followers in a position where there's no way for them to win if you're going to threaten me this way for one thing you're wrong you're morally wrong because you made the threat now if you don't back up the threat you're doubly wrong but if you do back up the threat you're triply wrong you're wrong no matter what you just make yourself look worse and sound worse it only gets worse from here for you [Music]