"HOW TO GET ASS!" Veganism & The Politics of Diet-and-Exercise.
19 November 2016 [link youtube]
And the title doesn't even mention Jen Selter.
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tell it just watching vegan Ava here and
a crack enough laughing in dissident I would like to share with you some of the secrets and simple tips how to get at like Jen Selter I don't know if her boyfriend speaks English is his first language but it's even though it's such a small error to me it really is hilarious that she says I'm going to give you tips on how to get ass like Jen Selter she said how to get an ass like her not vas no the ass of jut know how to get ass like Jen says in the English language how to get ass has a different meaning for how to get an ass I'm sorry English is a terrible language of Todd English of studied English it's horrible we have all these rules set up just so that you know will never will never lack jobs for people teaching ESL but anyway man Ava I don't even guess her boyfriend doesn't speak English as a first language other rough rough trade Ava but let's hear let's hear your tips on how to get ass and if you don't know who Jen Selter is she's and Instagram star she became extremely famous because of her tone around a huge box and the only anecdote I have about Jen Selter is that a well-known rapper on his podcast was hitting on her that was very memorable to me that he interrupted his podcast you very sincerely try to get a date going with Jen Selter and I thought wow you know that's that is micro Fame defined but everyone is talking about her but and she basically became famous posing in sportswear wearing sports bras or tiny topes leggings or short shorts that are actually showing her bod and sneakers and she became really really famous because of her huge back and lean physique this is true this is some incisive commentary from vegan Ava but it's interesting to me that Ava does not seem to recognize that this undercuts the whole methodology of freelee the banana girl and the methodology that Ava herself copies methodology that you know ava has copied from durianrider into some extent from freely of pretending that veganism is the only way you can achieve your goals achieve your dreams there are all these people like Jen Selter who are selling the same dream right and Jen Selter eats meat everyday people so now you know I don't give a damn it's obviously beauty is in the eye of the beholder I don't care if you find Jen Selter more attractive than freely or whatever this is ridiculous but for some people that's the look they're trying to achieve so what are you gonna do are you are you gonna God trying to base vegan activism on people's fantasies about what kind of body they can achieve through diet and exercise is just the most counterproductive ill-fated dead-ended form of activism measurable for the last 4 years it's been the most prominent and it's it's mesmerizing hypnotized people like vegan Ava precisely because vegan Ava imagines she can live a certain kind of lifestyle while exercising and pursuing this form of activism but pathetic well yeah Jen Selter Jen Selter has a body that a lot of people including some rap artists admire not me not my type so what every I mean come on man every magazine on the rack is full of women who eat meat on the daily who are presenting you with one idealized image of a healthy body after another so how are you gonna win how can veganism possibly win you know yes we also have our magazine on the rack next to Cosmopolitan next to Vogue our magazine is never gonna sell as many numbers as cosmopolitan vogue we're never gonna have more half-naked women convincing people to emulate their diet and most of the people in my opinion this is not said but you might be most people who try provisionally try that in order to get those results physically or in terms of personal Beauty they do give up because they're not committed to veganism for the right reasons and veganism doesn't give them the results they want anyway it's a sham what we have to offer in veganism I mean it's it's such a simple message it's so positive it's so beautiful it's such a wonderful positive difference you can make in the world today no matter who you are even if you're our taxi dry even if you're a bus driver there are many things in the world you have to be well-educated or powerful or wealthy to do this is a positive change you can make for you and for your grandchildren and for your great-grandchildren for the future of the planet for the animals bla bla bla I can sell it on that fundamentally ethical basis ecological basis etc but I can't sell it to you because it'll give you a better ass or are tighter waist I can't and even if I try to sell it then I'm just one more book on the shelf I'm one more magazine on the rack but me it's one more image of a slender woman trying to sell you this dream and you know I've joked about it here because God knows we got we got plenty of slender women here in China who eat meat daily ok I'm surrounded by examples of the lean figure that many American women aspire to but they've accomplished it while eating meat every single day and I remember joking you know it's like well you know with one of these girls who so slim you know I've got to get her to come on camera with me and pretend that she lost her weight because of my vegan diet you know I signed up for a battle of shells ate bagels a day diet I used to be 300 pounds and look at me now however none of the women I joked about doing that with none of them are vegan they're all very slim and some peas slimming athletic women we meet every day my gym I just came from the gym when I finished filming this I'm gonna go back to the gym my gym is full of slender athletic women who eat meat every single day so we can't win but anyway and Jen Selter can't win either man God there was a famous quote from Charlamagne tha God Charlamagne tha God is a radio personality that is his actual name Charlemagne the guy he calls himself God I'm not calling him God Charlamagne tha God famously said to Buffy the body my mouth will get you more fame than your rear-end because she was a model also who is famous for the size of her bum and she sold a diet book and an exercise book in exercise videos that kind of fame is fleeting and Charlemagne was right he's going on to great things so it's an explosive minute to get off like chance out there naturally ah I was I was really laughing before I hit record about that I gotta say I should have recorded my first outburst of laughter but again thank you vegan Ava is it possible to get ass like Jensen [Music] not to get an ass like J is it possible to get ass like Jensen that's what I wanted all Ava nobody else Oh killing the game show the game Ava disappoint you you can literally spend the rest of your life in the gym but you will never achieve her but because whoa plot twist you can spend the rest of your life in the gym without achieving her butt whoa her body is simply not natural oh that's where you're gonna take it guess what I got I got bad news for you freelee the banana girl is also not natural freelee the banana girl has silicone breast implants plastic surgeons who were shown her pictures of her but of her glute muscles if it's actually possible to achieve this kind of huge round but naturally and most of them are saying that it is physically impossible because if you look at her physique she is extremely and she has very lean waist she has very lean legs she is very lean arms she is not having like developed muscles on whole of her body I actually I'm not a fan of Jen Selter I haven't looked at that many pictures of her but this video is showing me images while vegan Ava is breaking it down breaking it down for the vegans in the house um I just think some of the images are photoshopped some of them look fake because the photo has been distorted to exaggerate the side but there are some photos where she looks like a totally normal proportional person except from her Bob and usually if you do this kind of exercise like squirrels or just different kinds of exercise in the gym lifting weights or just with your body weight to get round BOTS and yes you can develop a nice round toned bot but also you will usually develop cut wipe big ties for a girl and she's okay so anecdote I'm one of the women I loved in my life I'm not gonna say who let's use a fake name okay no fake name one of the women I loved in my life was at the gym and there were two African women who approached her for advice repeatedly on how to get a bigger bum so these were two African immigrants obviously we were not living in Africa but they were directly from Africa they're not African American they're not black people they are people born and grew up in Africa who migrated okay these two women asking they were asking this woman in my life for advice on how to have a larger bomb because this woman in my life did have a very impressive as one of her many redeeming qualities wonderful wonderful words what William Bemis so anyways and this this woman in my life had to reply to about 10 questions in a row about what type of meat they should be eating to have a bigger bomb by saying no actually I'm V the questions are long lines of oh you know I hear that chicken fat helps you get a bigger bomb is that sure you know everyone tells me I should be eating more chicken fat so I could have more of a big rear and then it was this long list of other like you know completely unscientific but you know ultimately fat based methods that have a bigger but ultimately you know if you eat chicken fat you're eating fat and you know it's still it's still fat and on some level like every time you know the answer like no well I don't eat any chicken fat I don't need any you know beef stock whatever was all these crazy ideas about different kinds of meat that I'll give you a beer I'm vegan this is not the way I do it so I don't know I mean like so many things in the beauty industry it's the same with the skin creams all this stuff people believe what they want to believe you know and a lot of this mythology people grew up with it with their with their grandparents or what have you they grew up with some of these crazy stories and like they cling to it I guess some of them will cling to it till the day they die anyway vegan and I'll break it down having this if you just look at her legs her legs are extremely mean and if you just focus on her buck for a while it simply looks like the buck doesn't even belong to her slim lean body and yes zombie this is not really the direction of something this video going there I think this is just over interpretation I mean the reality is a lot of the modeling industry these days the photographs are fake whether or not your body is fake because they use Photoshop they use digital computer means to modify the image that her 100% natural because gems handle herself says and she also refuses these claims that people are accusing having fake bod and having buck implants she completely refuses it she says that she knows that her ass is only thanks to hard work and she definitely does not have any work down on her butt but Jen saw the result she already had a nose job done when she was only 15 years old that is true the nose is definitely fake on Jen Selter so I mean like if you don't mind having a plastic surgery of your nose why would you not make your butt like look amazing I have a really simple answer for that vegan Ava because you don't sit on your nose if you have implants in your bum you are really disabled and that's why they're illegal in the United States but the United States it's mostly injections of liquid that are not long-lasting that's a temporary effect but the actual implants and with silicone implants they affect your ability to walk they affect your ability to sit in a chair so for many people that is a bridge too far it exists but in terms of what's going on in the hip hop industry you're mostly talking about injections of ultimately of liquids that again that's an illegal procedure in the United States of America but it's not illegal everywhere so people go on vacation to Latin America and get those injections you know breast implants at least you don't sit on your breasts right but it is a very scary surgery with very serious implications your gluteus maximus those muscles they help you walk they help you stand they help you sit you're using them all day and you know if it's even slightly uncomfortable good luck sleeping if you have pain in those muscles it doesn't matter if you sleep on your front or your side your back your life is gonna be misery so anyway vegan Ava I think you're out of your league here although I really expect the high moral tone and intellectual caliber of vegan Ava's output I think I think vegan Ava bit off more than she could chew when she decided to tackle the topic of how to get ass like Jen Selter
a crack enough laughing in dissident I would like to share with you some of the secrets and simple tips how to get at like Jen Selter I don't know if her boyfriend speaks English is his first language but it's even though it's such a small error to me it really is hilarious that she says I'm going to give you tips on how to get ass like Jen Selter she said how to get an ass like her not vas no the ass of jut know how to get ass like Jen says in the English language how to get ass has a different meaning for how to get an ass I'm sorry English is a terrible language of Todd English of studied English it's horrible we have all these rules set up just so that you know will never will never lack jobs for people teaching ESL but anyway man Ava I don't even guess her boyfriend doesn't speak English as a first language other rough rough trade Ava but let's hear let's hear your tips on how to get ass and if you don't know who Jen Selter is she's and Instagram star she became extremely famous because of her tone around a huge box and the only anecdote I have about Jen Selter is that a well-known rapper on his podcast was hitting on her that was very memorable to me that he interrupted his podcast you very sincerely try to get a date going with Jen Selter and I thought wow you know that's that is micro Fame defined but everyone is talking about her but and she basically became famous posing in sportswear wearing sports bras or tiny topes leggings or short shorts that are actually showing her bod and sneakers and she became really really famous because of her huge back and lean physique this is true this is some incisive commentary from vegan Ava but it's interesting to me that Ava does not seem to recognize that this undercuts the whole methodology of freelee the banana girl and the methodology that Ava herself copies methodology that you know ava has copied from durianrider into some extent from freely of pretending that veganism is the only way you can achieve your goals achieve your dreams there are all these people like Jen Selter who are selling the same dream right and Jen Selter eats meat everyday people so now you know I don't give a damn it's obviously beauty is in the eye of the beholder I don't care if you find Jen Selter more attractive than freely or whatever this is ridiculous but for some people that's the look they're trying to achieve so what are you gonna do are you are you gonna God trying to base vegan activism on people's fantasies about what kind of body they can achieve through diet and exercise is just the most counterproductive ill-fated dead-ended form of activism measurable for the last 4 years it's been the most prominent and it's it's mesmerizing hypnotized people like vegan Ava precisely because vegan Ava imagines she can live a certain kind of lifestyle while exercising and pursuing this form of activism but pathetic well yeah Jen Selter Jen Selter has a body that a lot of people including some rap artists admire not me not my type so what every I mean come on man every magazine on the rack is full of women who eat meat on the daily who are presenting you with one idealized image of a healthy body after another so how are you gonna win how can veganism possibly win you know yes we also have our magazine on the rack next to Cosmopolitan next to Vogue our magazine is never gonna sell as many numbers as cosmopolitan vogue we're never gonna have more half-naked women convincing people to emulate their diet and most of the people in my opinion this is not said but you might be most people who try provisionally try that in order to get those results physically or in terms of personal Beauty they do give up because they're not committed to veganism for the right reasons and veganism doesn't give them the results they want anyway it's a sham what we have to offer in veganism I mean it's it's such a simple message it's so positive it's so beautiful it's such a wonderful positive difference you can make in the world today no matter who you are even if you're our taxi dry even if you're a bus driver there are many things in the world you have to be well-educated or powerful or wealthy to do this is a positive change you can make for you and for your grandchildren and for your great-grandchildren for the future of the planet for the animals bla bla bla I can sell it on that fundamentally ethical basis ecological basis etc but I can't sell it to you because it'll give you a better ass or are tighter waist I can't and even if I try to sell it then I'm just one more book on the shelf I'm one more magazine on the rack but me it's one more image of a slender woman trying to sell you this dream and you know I've joked about it here because God knows we got we got plenty of slender women here in China who eat meat daily ok I'm surrounded by examples of the lean figure that many American women aspire to but they've accomplished it while eating meat every single day and I remember joking you know it's like well you know with one of these girls who so slim you know I've got to get her to come on camera with me and pretend that she lost her weight because of my vegan diet you know I signed up for a battle of shells ate bagels a day diet I used to be 300 pounds and look at me now however none of the women I joked about doing that with none of them are vegan they're all very slim and some peas slimming athletic women we meet every day my gym I just came from the gym when I finished filming this I'm gonna go back to the gym my gym is full of slender athletic women who eat meat every single day so we can't win but anyway and Jen Selter can't win either man God there was a famous quote from Charlamagne tha God Charlamagne tha God is a radio personality that is his actual name Charlemagne the guy he calls himself God I'm not calling him God Charlamagne tha God famously said to Buffy the body my mouth will get you more fame than your rear-end because she was a model also who is famous for the size of her bum and she sold a diet book and an exercise book in exercise videos that kind of fame is fleeting and Charlemagne was right he's going on to great things so it's an explosive minute to get off like chance out there naturally ah I was I was really laughing before I hit record about that I gotta say I should have recorded my first outburst of laughter but again thank you vegan Ava is it possible to get ass like Jensen [Music] not to get an ass like J is it possible to get ass like Jensen that's what I wanted all Ava nobody else Oh killing the game show the game Ava disappoint you you can literally spend the rest of your life in the gym but you will never achieve her but because whoa plot twist you can spend the rest of your life in the gym without achieving her butt whoa her body is simply not natural oh that's where you're gonna take it guess what I got I got bad news for you freelee the banana girl is also not natural freelee the banana girl has silicone breast implants plastic surgeons who were shown her pictures of her but of her glute muscles if it's actually possible to achieve this kind of huge round but naturally and most of them are saying that it is physically impossible because if you look at her physique she is extremely and she has very lean waist she has very lean legs she is very lean arms she is not having like developed muscles on whole of her body I actually I'm not a fan of Jen Selter I haven't looked at that many pictures of her but this video is showing me images while vegan Ava is breaking it down breaking it down for the vegans in the house um I just think some of the images are photoshopped some of them look fake because the photo has been distorted to exaggerate the side but there are some photos where she looks like a totally normal proportional person except from her Bob and usually if you do this kind of exercise like squirrels or just different kinds of exercise in the gym lifting weights or just with your body weight to get round BOTS and yes you can develop a nice round toned bot but also you will usually develop cut wipe big ties for a girl and she's okay so anecdote I'm one of the women I loved in my life I'm not gonna say who let's use a fake name okay no fake name one of the women I loved in my life was at the gym and there were two African women who approached her for advice repeatedly on how to get a bigger bum so these were two African immigrants obviously we were not living in Africa but they were directly from Africa they're not African American they're not black people they are people born and grew up in Africa who migrated okay these two women asking they were asking this woman in my life for advice on how to have a larger bomb because this woman in my life did have a very impressive as one of her many redeeming qualities wonderful wonderful words what William Bemis so anyways and this this woman in my life had to reply to about 10 questions in a row about what type of meat they should be eating to have a bigger bomb by saying no actually I'm V the questions are long lines of oh you know I hear that chicken fat helps you get a bigger bomb is that sure you know everyone tells me I should be eating more chicken fat so I could have more of a big rear and then it was this long list of other like you know completely unscientific but you know ultimately fat based methods that have a bigger but ultimately you know if you eat chicken fat you're eating fat and you know it's still it's still fat and on some level like every time you know the answer like no well I don't eat any chicken fat I don't need any you know beef stock whatever was all these crazy ideas about different kinds of meat that I'll give you a beer I'm vegan this is not the way I do it so I don't know I mean like so many things in the beauty industry it's the same with the skin creams all this stuff people believe what they want to believe you know and a lot of this mythology people grew up with it with their with their grandparents or what have you they grew up with some of these crazy stories and like they cling to it I guess some of them will cling to it till the day they die anyway vegan and I'll break it down having this if you just look at her legs her legs are extremely mean and if you just focus on her buck for a while it simply looks like the buck doesn't even belong to her slim lean body and yes zombie this is not really the direction of something this video going there I think this is just over interpretation I mean the reality is a lot of the modeling industry these days the photographs are fake whether or not your body is fake because they use Photoshop they use digital computer means to modify the image that her 100% natural because gems handle herself says and she also refuses these claims that people are accusing having fake bod and having buck implants she completely refuses it she says that she knows that her ass is only thanks to hard work and she definitely does not have any work down on her butt but Jen saw the result she already had a nose job done when she was only 15 years old that is true the nose is definitely fake on Jen Selter so I mean like if you don't mind having a plastic surgery of your nose why would you not make your butt like look amazing I have a really simple answer for that vegan Ava because you don't sit on your nose if you have implants in your bum you are really disabled and that's why they're illegal in the United States but the United States it's mostly injections of liquid that are not long-lasting that's a temporary effect but the actual implants and with silicone implants they affect your ability to walk they affect your ability to sit in a chair so for many people that is a bridge too far it exists but in terms of what's going on in the hip hop industry you're mostly talking about injections of ultimately of liquids that again that's an illegal procedure in the United States of America but it's not illegal everywhere so people go on vacation to Latin America and get those injections you know breast implants at least you don't sit on your breasts right but it is a very scary surgery with very serious implications your gluteus maximus those muscles they help you walk they help you stand they help you sit you're using them all day and you know if it's even slightly uncomfortable good luck sleeping if you have pain in those muscles it doesn't matter if you sleep on your front or your side your back your life is gonna be misery so anyway vegan Ava I think you're out of your league here although I really expect the high moral tone and intellectual caliber of vegan Ava's output I think I think vegan Ava bit off more than she could chew when she decided to tackle the topic of how to get ass like Jen Selter