Ferris Wheel & Vegan Fishing Trip (With My Daughter)

14 February 2018 [link youtube]


More "quality time with the family Mazard": for absolutely no reasonable reason, my ex-wife forced us to travel by train to collect (and drop off) my daughter from Dijon, France. This cost me over 1000 Euros, and, also, took up two days of my seven day visit (we spent four days, in total, just riding the train, i.e., ALL DAY, back and forth, although only two of the four trips were with my daughter). My ex-wife has never given me any reason as to why she did this to us (we booked long in advance, and included her in the decision-making as to where we'd book a home for the holiday, etc.). But yes, we had to pack quite a lot of vegan food, and try to prepare fun and games for a very long train ride with a 4 year old: and, despite everything, it was indeed fun. On the way back I prepared for her a chocolate-covered banana (to eat on the train) and the remains of this banana were, hilariously, received with horror by my ex-wife, who then wrote me an email accusing me of feeding my daughter nothing but chocolate bananas. This was, indeed, hilarious, but for all I know, my daughter boasted that she ate chocolate-covered bananas every day (whereas, in fact, it was something she had twice during a 7-day trip).


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so I was just asking my daughter if she
has ever been on a ferris wheel before this fabulous view of the city not descending knee nice and only after we got all on the ferris wheel that I realized I myself have in fact never once been on a ferris wheel in my life my daughter has though my daughter has been on one in Dijon France before and now here we are going round a rail yeah I'm so glad you can enjoy level 4 a 4 year old it's a little bit scary for not too scary you can see the ocean in the distance of one side and down the other and she did a little scared she can just hug up with us the ferris wheel and enter nice red sky at morning red sky at night this game is more fun to play on the train because the whale is constantly rocking are you gonna color in the mask pink no you think it's finished okay I thought you could add feathers and us Daigo so your disguised as yourself no this time you didn't make a nose the first math Schmidt you remember we saw and we saw different types of fish yesterday we saw octopuses we saw clownfish the clownfish were the most colorful maybe so you could you could make a picture of a fish that looks like one of the fish we saw yesterday at the Museum if you want to also instead of catching a fish you could draw boot sometimes people go fishing and they don't catch a fish they just catch a boot Melissa I was not talking about Melissa used to go fishing before she became vegan once these two go used to go this is what Joseph your dad you know but it's true you can catch a boot when when you go fishing but also now that we're vegan if you wanted to you could you could draw some tofu you could draw you could draw some vegan and we have we have vegan fish tips in this kind of how big is the fish more than the worm so you think when you catch this fish he's just gonna nibble a little bit on the worm he's not gonna eat the whole worm yes I think you either need to have a fish that is bigger than the worm or a worm that is smaller than the fish but that's okay tiny little fish for your imaginary fishing world