Let's Get High Carb Hannah Pregnant!

high-carb Hannah and d-man are an odd
couple and they're struggling with infertility I have the impression that I'm recklessly optimistic that actually d-man would make a really good father I want to open this video by saying that and you guys can guess I don't watch that much of their content they did a memorable video recently in which hi carp Anna pretended to have gone back to eating meat and D man kept his cool and stayed compassionate while totally utterly rejecting this and being horrified and for most of us myself included yeah you bet I'm talking I'm looking into Melissa's eyes right now as I record this video she knows she knows I break up with her if you were bashing me I love you I love you it's curved relationships going great and working hard you know you know if you convert to Islam or go back to eating meat I'll break up with you they were about the same low I'm sorry I I'd like to think I'd like to think you'd break up with me dude I don't know if you were hey by the way I think this is the first time I've worn a tie on camera since I did a job interview I remember I did a couple I did a couple of YouTube videos in the same day I did a job interview gonna tie on for that but uh Melissa was just joking around that I should put a tie on for this video given those somewhat grave and somewhat hilarious nature of this so guys I do not have a crush on I Karp Anna it's not what this is about um but they've been saying for quite some time that they're trying to get pregnant and d-man you know bless him for his honesty he's come out and said that his sperm count is actually zero so they've had some operations they've had some therapy and like I say they did this one video where she ambushes him with the surprise announcement that she's not vegan anymore she's been secretly do you mean and you know if you have kids and I have kid kids will insult you and beat you and lie to you and do things to hurt you I mean really that's the side that not even sitcoms deal with that nobody talks about and yeah when you look at it with detachment it's cute and sometimes in that moment when you're dealing with it it's not so cute it's really challenging and I got a really positive impression of how Andy man demands name on screen how they as a couple would handle it now probably he would handle it you know you know where he raising a kid just just to give a harmless example so a couple trips ago we went we went to France take care of my daughter and for the first time in her life she tried chocolate covered banana so it was vegan dark chocolate over a banana and when we give her back to her mom to her biological mother what does she do she you know mom asked her so how was the trip she was oh it was great I eat chocolate-covered bananas every day and I get this furious email from my ex-wife sing how could you feed her chocolate-covered bananas every day it's like so we had custody of her for 15 days she ate chunk of bananas twice kind of once in the middle once their ample what does she do that was her at age four and a half or five I forget and she goes back to her mom and of course lies and says she eats junk over NASA every day why cuz she's trying to manipulate her mom into feeding her more bananas oh no and she had a whole story to justify eating Chuck Hoberman and she's like no no it's healthy as long as it's vegan you can as long as you eat broccoli and have a vegan diet you can chuck of course you know like this is partly her own original you know master plan it's partly recycled and remixed bits and pieces of things update told her thinking iconic kids a lie to you kids will literally beat you and slap you and punch you and they can they can be mean they can be mean to other kids they could be they can be really means your to their parents so those are some positive qualities I see in those two they look lee they've got the forbearance to be parents I think for both of us the main the main red flags that they want it they want to do homeschooling and you know so look like speaking of job interviews what not too long ago so I have a background as an English teacher and I showed up for a job that was just English teaching was teaching the whole curriculum so like math science based on Canadian school curriculum and they gave me a test where I had to sit and write the test or something so that it was math is the only one I really remember you you think it's easy you think even grade six math is easy because you don't use it in real life it's not that it's inherently hard it's just that you haven't seen that stuff since grade six uncle it's unbelievably awful so I don't I don't know if they've done that I don't know maybe they made a YouTube video of them sitting down and looking at the school curriculum what they'll have to do if they homeschool so I have I'm optimist think about who they are kind of emotionally and in their positive I'm not optimistic at all about the homeschooling thing I think they should sit down with the curriculum and maybe you know maybe go and visit some of the local schools where they Arizona you know it's not that bad so maybe you got a reconsider the limits of what you what you can and can't do it there okay so this video is you know my not too serious pitch cuz you know that I was gonna say they're a young couple I don't know if they're so different nature from you and I whatever Melissa's 26 this is my pitch for why you know I mean look I mean they got a problem I got a solution why my DNA should be considered on the on the list for high carp Anna and demands you know next next baby okay look number one like I got I don't know we're never gonna get the tab cuz cuz look the number one issue is it's really nine out of the 10 issues that we're talking about the DNA here so the you know I really think with this one kid I've got so far I think I've got a proven track record of really high-quality DNA right so I mean my daughter at about age two and three she seemed like a genius compared to other kids I feel like the other kids had caught up a lot now at age at age five and six she's fluently bilingual in English in French but she's bright she's cheery obviously I can send these guys videos or something we can we can exchange if they get in touch with me uh I mean okay should start at the beginning sorry jumping all over the place there but you know in France people are such jerks it's really different from American culture well my daughter was born she was this unbelievably beautiful unbelievably cute baby like already on day one on day one she looked like a fake baby she was so cute like the the first day the first hour at the hospital you know when you're watching a soap opera and you think oh it never looks like that that looks like a fake baby that was how she was on day one so me and my ex-wife had this experience again they go to the hospital doctor or nurse would say oh wow that's such a cute baby and we would say you must say that to all the babies you must have all the families here at the hospital and every single time these are fret this is France every single time they would say no like no I never say that to a baby that no I only say that if the baby is actually cute every single time they said that so does they had a little they added a few extra things to you I remember one nurse saying no when the baby is not cute I just don't say anything at all at song well one of the doctors he actually got into it more detail he said oh I see I see so many hundred new babies a year and like that's really like the cutest baby I've seen in five years or something like it was really you know she was really outstanding in that way so she had some advantages I'm big I'm six foot three she was not big my daughter my daughter took after her mother and her mother's mother I think all three of them at the same birth weight she was small baby but she was kind of perfectly formed she came into the world really cute and in terms of her character up to age five I really think she's been extraordinarily kind of loving and lovable some Melissa you'll remember this remember we're at the beach once a lot of kids can be mean to younger and smaller kids we were the Beechmont once and there was a mcgrevey couple so the maghreb is north africa based one area in north africa and they had a daughter was maybe two years younger than my daughter so you know my daughter speaks French and English fluently and this little girl French was her only language but she was not at the level of speaking ability of my my daughter partly just cuz she was she was younger and my daughter didn't just go over to her and help her and play with her and show her how to use toys at the beach my daughter started teaching her song and helping her to speak it was so lovely it was so loving and helpful a wonderful and my daughter seemed to have all this patience for helping this younger kid and for you as a parent most of what you experienced is your daughter being impatient with you whatever just wanting to play just want to do whatever you want to do and you got to see her stepping into a more of a parental role and she doesn't have a younger sibling up to this point she's an only child but she kind of had had all this this capacity you know so you know we're optimistic we're cautiously optimistic about my daughter that she got I mean look I can't say all my DNA is good but she got the curly hair DNA from me which you know can't see it all anymore she has the same kind of amazing mane of hair that I had up to whatever age age 11 or something whenever I got whenever I got sick of it you know and yeah I mean you know apart from being smart and cute I think you know what I would I really value most of what my daughter is exactly that kind of loving nature that she's managed to retain despite in some obvious ways having a tough upbringing and a tough life in these these first five years including her separation from me and her being reunited with me now because you know I only get to see her twice a year it's in some ways a long-distance relationship oh I don't know you know if we want to fill up the top ten I'm vegan you know the plan was for my daughter to be vegan from birth into some extent she was my ex-wife is now also ex vegan so my daughter is lacto-vegetarian but we've got to see how that played out unless you got anything to show it in with I mean what well you know what are the qualifications anyone would look for I mean I'm a mens sana in corpore Sano but what what are you gonna say no Latin phrase you don't know this okay right right so is this is the question though so what Melissa Melissa when you chose me Melissa isn't arrested and haven't came with me to I mean I guess the idea was that you you judged my intelligence just about watching my youtube videos all right which is maybe a dangerous game all right and what how do you know I mean look is intelligence hereditary I don't know is it inheritable you know but then beyond that I mean how would high-carb Hanna know that I'm intelligent I basically come on YouTube every day and play the fool so I don't know you know just saying it's true it's true it's a hard thing to just be I guess you did you did take that stuff new consideration before you chose me you read my research articles you looked at this stuff you were aware to some extent I taught myself very difficult languages like lotion and poly I did have teachers with Chinese some languages I totally taught myself so that some of that stuff is kind of verifiable but my point is anyone can say that they're smart right I mean like I even feel I can verify that my daughter is smart to some extent but I think it's a pretty tough call to reach out over the internet from a totally biased but yeah okay yeah yeah mm-hmm but my confidence could be totally totally miss Polly I know it's it's a tough call right I mean what teeth teeth no let's let's let's get into looking good for so I have never had braces you have right when you were kid okay I'm not gonna I'm not gonna reject you for that reason okay so I do manage to get through life never wearing glasses never in reading glasses or whatever that's a funny thing about me before I became vegan I actually did wear glasses pretty short time in my life my vision was good enough I could live without them my vision actually kind of got better after I started being vegan I think it was eliminating dairy from my diet you know I've breathed more clearly and stuff and I now having worn glasses in many many years so my vision is not perfect but I'm able to live my whole life and do everything without ever wearing glasses both long distance and and near my vision is good enough never had braces never had any problems with teeth grandmother was a dentist her biased opinion I'd buy great teeth six foot three yeah selling it you think so guys us okay okay shoe size us thirteen Triple E sometimes worried us fourteen to be to be to be easy yeah but look yeah plays well with others easy to get along with no you heard it here first no I don't know right it to rainy this stuff is right now I'm not gonna get any adsense revenue on this you know I don't know if it's cool I'm still gonna read with you know I'm just joking around with you you know uh well what I had my University grades on screen recently but you see to me like I don't okay actually this even relates back to my first marriage you really can't pick someone on the basis of how well they can form in an institution right like the fact that you get high grades in university mostly shows what a conformist you are doesn't really show something positive about your character that's hereditary what okay that's true that's true and that's a difference yeah yeah yeah that's never seen me and you and a lot of other people I haven't so true I got good vegan digestion yes that's also a change no became vegan no no no and I've been well that's the other thing so when my daughter was born in France they did every single possible test for every possible genetic disorder and there was absolutely nothing so really like including super super obscure you know genetic disorders so I know I'm clean way that I have no hereditary defects that way yeah yeah so look I mean guys I were half joking around here but only half you know I think we'd all like to believe that qualities like being vegan are hereditary that moral qualities and intellectual qualities are right theory and I don't really believe that's true for two reasons one my father was a terrible person like I don't see a lot of my own virtues in my father right I don't well Melissa's gotten it on my mother I don't see my own virtues in my mother either and then my father had nine kids of those two were with my mom the rest of the other women and you know I would look in vain for really anything I have in common with my father's other kids right so when you got nine of them right yeah but my point is you know your belief in how hereditary or how elective these things are like whatever it is you think is good about yourself to what extent did you have to go out and make it or which what extent was even a negative response against my father right like I saw what was wrong with my father or son was wrong with my mother and decided I don't want to turn out that way you know what I mean or to what extent of these things here editor if you come from a big family with a lot of brothers and sisters it's hard to really believe in DNA and heredity that way but yeah I mean really all good to say is I mean you know no joke look Dee man and hi carp Anna in a lot of ways they're in an extraordinarily positive situation they own land they own a house they're building another house you know what the vast majority of young couples do you not have those advantages I didn't when I decided to have my daughter when I decided to have a kid my ex-wife had just quit her job we were both unemployed and we said okay let's buckle down and raise the kid let's take this unemployment as the opportunity you know cuz she knew she wanted to quit her job in advance and what she did you know that's embrace the chaos right right high-carb man right yeah yeah yep like she is experienced in this area yep yeah right and they seem to be living the very rare dream of paying their way through through YouTube revenue so yeah well I guess that's the other ultimate question is you know do you do you think that being a youtuber is right what would you want to have the DNA of someone else who's on YouTube to increase your offsprings chances of also being a viable personality on YouTube hmm hey you know what else my car pan and I have in common you may not know this but because it's so long ago she and I both were trenchant critics of durianrider and freely back in the day she was one of the first that was one of the first big fishers was one high carb Hannah took on freely head-to-head and yeah that state that was just when the cracks were starting to emerge but she was in Chiangmai and she she turned again yeah yeah she was one of the original rebels yeah against the movement so yeah anyway hey who knows it's long term I mean hi carp Anna they're gonna go through a lot of changes they have a kid it changes you it changes you politically and I mean I think all vegans care about ecology and the future of the planet more than the average person but having a kid you know I think in some ways it can radicalize you it can really motivate you to care about the future of the planet on another level and you know we all get old I don't think high carb mana is gonna want to do you know yoga videos forever if she has a kid and gets into homeschooling and this stuff you know she and Eman they're gonna move on they're gonna at some point they'll be done with their home renovations and I'd like to think that maybe having a kid is also going to plug them in more to carry more about ecological activism of the future whether that's the future of the desert just where they live or if the nearest river or the United States as a whole so I'd also like to I mean they've changed so much in a couple of years since they first came on YouTube you know they used to just be a weight-loss channel on this kind of thing they also by the way it done a lot of really brutally honest videos about how great their sex life is so you and I have that in common some extent it's a smaller percentage of my youtube videos but yeah they did we're back in the day they didn't really really upfront videos talking about that what you know what work for them the bedroom and stuff which is great whatever you know if we can't keep it real what's the point of being on YouTube this is not CNN you know this is not HBO so yeah but yeah as much as their channels have changed if they now go into a long-term and phase of parenting and so on I hope that's also gonna bring about with it some kind of political deepening or at least more long-term thinking you know and I'm someone I used to I used to always in these videos but talking about hey let's talk about building the movement for a lot of parents especially if you're a parent the question is not going to be what can I do as a movement the question is going to be okay what can the three or four of us do alone what can we do not rely on anyone else because your schedule gets crowded your ability to cooperate with our as others gets more and more limited as you bring a new life into this world