James & Randy's Excellent Adventure. #JamesAspey

once they made history i must see to it
that you die now they are history so fast forward james arrives i found them like james comes with like a speaker on his shoulder you know sunglasses wife and like crop top and booty shorts and they kind of roll in like they're bad ass and i noticed you know they weren't particularly friendly or helpful not like really offering to do dishes no way no way or like on the night that randy gave them his room i didn't hear any thank you i didn't hear like oh no you know like you don't have to give us your room no way it was just sort of like expected the grim reaper dude how's it hanging death but they're having one hell of a time this is not what i expected this place to look like at all we got totally lied to by our album covers man taking in the sights not bad dude we totally knew a guy got one of those in his bucket of chickens so i started playing the role that i was hired to do because i i still haven't talked to them about what this project is about so i'm like i'll just take a bunch of pictures you know so we check into a hotel for two nights [Music] making new friends jesus dude but is there any way we can get back you may challenge me to a contest j seven you have sang my battleship excellent best two out of three it's like in the old town of panama beautiful and like i took a picture that nikki put on her facebook page of them in their bikinis i felt like the hired help really because they weren't really engaging in me with conversation but i also like realized right away that they're not my kind of people they're not interested in talking to me they're always on their phones no way yes way we have 180 pounds of horse food we have we have corn for the chickens we have some stuff for crab food we got cat food we got dog food we got seeds for the birds thank you the animals thank you we thank you so there you go well guess what dorothy told me later that all that food wasn't from them no way the food had been picked up by a drop-off point where people put bags of food dorothy had asked him to check it and the person that gave the donation wrote their name in a sharpie marker and then randy didn't want dorothy to see him unloading it and so on camera he's like this is food given from the aspies no way half of it was given from another donor and he flipped the bags upside down so dorothy couldn't see the sharpie marker on them no way it's little shady manipulative [ __ ] like this that tells you a lot about the type of character somebody is starts today village westward chinese hollywood in the theater near you