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[Applause] [Applause] [Music] fight me in a cage [ __ ] you won't do it you won't do it you won't do it will you because you know i'm bigger and stronger than you and i'd absolutely demolish you in a fight and i could beat your ass and you'd never do it you'd never fight me in a cage because you know i'm bigger and stronger than that [Music] this is why we should have a cage match so why don't we just have a cage match and uh settle things that way i'd love to uh fight john venus and uh put my elbow through his head i'd absolutely feed his [ __ ] ass i would might tie something to the [ __ ] ground [Music] i'll fight you like i'm serious uh i have enough money saved up to fly to whatever part of the world you're [ __ ] from and go to an mma gym and uh beat the [ __ ] [ __ ] out of you in a cage well um how about we set up an mma match uh like i know there's a pretty big size difference between the two of us we'll find out uh if the meat eater is a bigger [ __ ] than the vegan uh we can do that i am literally twice your size if you think i'm literally falling apart then let's have an mma match i would crush you so goddamn easily [Music] if you want to see if i can feel guilt or not like let's go in a cage let's settle this in an mma match you think i'd feel guilty about what i do to you in a [ __ ] cage in a boxing ring i'll do an mma or boxing match with you with one hand tied behind my back literally i am not even kidding i will fight you with one hand tied behind my back email me if you're not too [ __ ] to still fight me you [ __ ] claim you're such a badass you don't care about ethics but every single [ __ ] time anyone has confronted you out on the streets you've complained and called the cops like a little [ __ ] i just want to fight him in a cage at this point that would be a lot more [ __ ] satisfying i've challenged him before and he literally said in the comment section that i'm too big and strong for him to fight he'd lose so there's no point in doing i know that you live in new york my probation is over by the way so i can legally cross the border so it's not a far drive for me to get to you any day any time you want i can cross the border we can find an mma gym i can drive over to you to new york and i can beat your scrawny little ass into the ground it's pretty obvious that i just easily beat your ass bro fight me in a cage you're the [ __ ] embarrassment you wanna you wanna see embarrassing fight me in a [ __ ] cage bro [Applause] yeah maybe we should challenge god to a cage match see if he accepts if he's all powerful then clearly he'd fight me in a cage because he'd win so if he's not all powerful obviously he's gonna be a little [ __ ] [ __ ] and not fight me so and maybe i should just challenge god to a cage match and if he doesn't show up then i think that proves that uh i'm more powerful than your god civilization in those days consisted of three kinds of people they were the people who were killed of course they were the killers and all the bystanders that's all it seems like the majority of the people were just bystanders no one seemed to have spoken up or really cared like it didn't it didn't concern them it wasn't their problem you